Recipe for a Happy Marriage...

1 Cup love
1 Cup marriage
2 Cups kids
4 Cups date nights
10 gallons chocolate
20 gallons vacation
5 tsp tears
40 ml human kindness
20 qts gospel study

Cream love and marriage until nice and fluffy. Add kids one at a time (or two if you're really up for adventure). Add date nights to taste and don't skimp on the chocolate. Refrigerate until exhausted, then add vacation. Tears should be added throughout recipe, hopefully human kindness can be added precisely after the tears. Don't forget to sprinkle the gospel study on before eating...

(Sorry Rebekah, I couldn't resist.)